Nemesis Inspection Part #1

Mike Mar · Post by **Mike Mar** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:38 pm

(I'm exiting the bridge turning left in the corridor in direction of the first room I want to inspect. The Pilots Mess)

DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!!!!! (----------- sound effect.

"You! What are you doing there?"

An officer who I have never met before stepped to attention.

"Euh ... euh ... well ... cleaning up walls sir!"

"Don't we have Droids for that?"

"They're busy elsewhere sir!" The officer answered while sweating from is forehead

"Elsewhere!!! ..... And that *elsewhere* would be where EXACTLY!"

"The last time I have seen one , it was on his way for the Pilots Mess , sir!" The officer answered nervously.

"Good , that's where I was planning to start my inspection. Carry on.... And you better not miss a spot. I'll remember your face!" MAR added with a low , cold voice....

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(Now you can post fictions as to what is going on in the Mess or elsewhere on the Nemesis while I'm doing my inspection. I'll post a new part every week. Be creative! HAVE FUN!

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Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:03 am

(Posted on the ships digital message board)

Nemesis General Order #54

All personnel planning to enter the Pilot's Mess area are required to report to the CMO for their inoculation shots at least 24 hours in advance of entering the area. The Mess facility has been classified a Level 4 Biohazard, therefore the SCS is not, repeat NOT, responsible for any ill effects that might occur if a crewman breaches containment. Officers who have ignored these instructions will be reassigned to duties more fitting their particular handicap after the effects have worn off.

Level 4 Biohazard Contamination: Highly infectious disease that might cause physical, mental, emotional, gender or species related illnesses.

Reservist Foley · Post by **Reservist Foley** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:13 pm

*Looks around to find a place to stow away all the trash and garbate and duster-pan dust.* AH HAH!!!!! *Starts shoving it all under CM MAR's bedsheets.*

COL Longstreet · Post by **COL Longstreet** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:52 pm

*fills his request for vacation in time*

Xenophon Ualtar · Post by **Xenophon Ualtar** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:59 pm

*is glad he transfered to the Flagship in time*

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:02 am

MAJ Longstreet wrote:*fills his request for vacation in time*

Request Denied. The Nemesis is moving into hostile territory soon, and I can't allow Army officers to jump ship due to a little inspection.

Evgeny Lafast · Post by **Evgeny Lafast** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:28 am

Level 4 Biohazard

......Seriuosly