BREAKING NEWS: Kidnapping!

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:27 am

I'm not that sad yet (of course, if I had that movie, I might

)

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:30 am

I got that off the net, actually. I just searched for the Holy Grail (haha, I made a funny) and found the complete script.

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:10 am

And the Blessed Senior Fleet officer, with the wisdom granted him by the All Mighty, took unto himself the vicious gigantic rodent hellspawn, and said "Yea, for I shalt make it mine pet and return it to the path of rightousness, in Thy name Lord". And it was decreed that the demoic creature would know hence as Nixon, and yea, the Lord God did say, t'was good, but it must forever be kept from breaking the Ten Commandments. For if Nixon were to convert to Republicanism, the world would split forth and baristers and solicitors would spread throughout the holy land.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:31 am

Uh....Nixon was a Republican, and coincidentally, so am I.

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:25 am

I know, that's the point. If Mr Bunny "Killer Hellspawn" Nixon were to become a Republican, he'd probably run for president, too.

Post by **Jagged Fel** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:13 am

Hey, I'd vote for it.

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:28 pm

Har har, I love that scene.

Syrtaras · Post by **Syrtaras** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:00 pm

So, will we get an official closure post from the guy who did it under his real name or something?

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:07 pm

*waves*

You all figured it out by now, anyways.

And bah, no bunny on the Chimaera will ever run for political office, unless said office consists of a durasteel cage with a water dripper in a corner.

EF Quorl Dalon · Post by **EF Quorl Dalon** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:30 pm

I've been busy, and I never took the time to figure it out. I'm assuming it was you, CM La Forge? I'm sorry for not being a little quicker on the uptake, but I never did figure it out, Oh well.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:51 pm

Says you. Rabbit M. Nixon is already performing admirably in his new role and I might promote him soon.

In fact, he's already considering running for President of the Chimaera.

RES Mitchell · Post by **RES Mitchell** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:31 pm

It's good to know that the good Line Captain is on the Light Side

...as for the rabbit, put me down as his Nemesis Campaign Coordinator. Get out the VOTE!!

LC La Forge · Post by **LC La Forge** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:49 am

Bah, I say we impeach that darn rabbit already and be done with it.

Calder · Post by **Calder** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:14 am

You can't impeach him. First off, I won't allow it.

Second, he hasn't done anything impeachable (yet).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:51 am

*Solidisen looks at the fluffy bunny sitting on the couch sleeping. Solidisen thinks the bunny is cuteâ€¦ but then comes to his senses, pulls out a blaster and shoots the dang thing

For a second there I was getting softâ€¦ â€¦I canâ€™t let that happen